Ok people, what's your favorite chat (IRC etc) quote?

Here's one I like:
(@Shockwave) Windows 3.11 calculator is broken in an amusing way.
(@Shockwave) Put in 3.01 - 3 and it gives you 0, every time.
(@Shockwave) Hurray for flaws in MS's basic math table
(JIM_BOB7813) Well if you need a calculator to do that, you deserve that answer :P

And this one:
kevin: what did you do tonight
Lucious: worked you?
kevin: haha no no, you didnt work me...i wouldve noticed